Sofa Pussy Homemade Sextoy

Well once again my dear lil pervert has came through (and on some very strange items) just for yall. lol This one is called the "sofa king pussy". Get it? -- So fuckin pussy LMAO! What a trip. Anyway for this one you'll need:

1. Sofa with cracks between cushions
2. Gallon ziplock baggie
3. Warm wet towel
4. Condom
5. Lots of lubrication

In order to create the "Sofa King Pussy" all you have to do is a few simple steps. The clean-up is a cinch since you just need to throw away the condom.

1. Take the warm towel and wrap it around the inside of the baggie so there is a 'hole'
2. Squirt lots of water based lube inside the condom and put the condom on.
3. Place the baggie with the towel inside it down the crack between the sofa cushions so the open side is up.
4. Smooth the edges of the baggie across the sofa so there's no wrinkles
5. Lay across the sofa, and slide your hard cock inside
6. Pull cock out
7. Repeat until you are fucking the towel/baggie like a $2 ho ;)

And yes, I know this one works because ladies and gents, my friend was sweet enough to demonstrate it for me last night *Muah*

oxox Gin