Have you ever been doing some mundane everyday task and look up and feel like you're staring straight in a mirror? In the last year those moments seem to be hitting me more and more. Sometimes I can't help but laugh at some of the stupid things I've done and lived through, but sometimes when I look back I can't stop shivering from just how idiotic other things were.
Sitting here now, I can't believe that I was stupid enough to jump on an "invention" one of my friends made when I was in junior high. The thing was a death trap lol This friend had strung a rope from right outside his bedroom window out in his yard about 500ft to a tree. Yeah, I know what a zipline is, but you do realize those are made from high strength friction resistent materials right? Then he'd fashioned a 'harness' out of an old fan belt and tarp. Did I forget to mention his bedroom was on the 3rd floor of the house?
I was the lucky first rider of the zipline. I never claimed I was smart, but bigod I had balls of steel! ;) It was so much fun zooming down that old rope. Well until the fan belt pretty much melted and my butt broke through the tarp panties. I only made it maybe halfway across before I came back down to earth with a smack, crack, and oomph. Two fractures (arm and ankle) and a whole lot of painkiller later I still thought it was the best idea we'd ever had.
Okay that was one of the dumber things that I've thought about lately granted, but I've also thought about all those times I've stripped and masturbated in front of complete strangers while they shot frame after frame. Now some people would say that's falls under the stupid category, but I honestly don't think so. I had so much fun hamming it up for the cameras and trying to get the photog to lose his train of thought there's no way those memories will ever be anything but happy memories.
So I've came to the conclusion, I'm not getting smarter as I grow older, I'm just breaking less bones (usually LMFAO) and having more fun. I figure I have hopefully another 60 years left to go and at this rate when I'm that age, I'm going to have so many memories, regrets, and triumphs that I won't care if I'm stove up too much to keep raising hell.
Why the written introspection? Well as you all know, I was a guest on The Sex Shop radio show this week, and they asked me several questions that made me look back. And forgetting that I'd jokingly volunteered to interview them yesterday really made me wonder how many other times had my mouth overridden my ass so to speak. lol
And speaking of the interview, I think Monday's went pretty good. Those two are corkers, sweethearts but definite corkers! lol I even got a call out of the blue yesterday to let me know we were going on the air in 5minutes for me to interview them. HOLY SHIT *gulp gag choke sputter* Thanks for the warning there paco *faints*
I've gotten so many great comments about Monday's show you guys have managed to take away my trepidation over that segment, but I keep hearing ya'll are scared of those two. So here's my challenge to you chickenshits *bockbockbock* lol If lil ol me can deal with them tagteaming me, you big manly men should quit saying you're scared of them and take the plunge.
I know that a lot of you have bi curious thoughts, and honestly I can't think of two better guys to explore those thoughts with than Redneck and JamminJ. I know they both have predominantly Domination listings, but I know from the horses' mouths that they enjoy more than just Topping you cuties. I adore both of them and love they have the same approach to phone sex as I do, that it has to be FUN for both parties or nobody's going to enjoy it. Otherwise I never would've invited them to join me at Exotic Phone Services and I sure as hell wouldn't have been their guest.
xoxo Gin
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