Thursday, August 24, 2006

Another sex toy idea

Well my friend emailed me another way to make a home-made pussy in a pinch. :) This one you'll need:

tube from a roll of paper towels, thick sock, gallon sized plastic bag, rubber band, lubrication, and a pen/pencil.

  1. Turn the sock inside out & stick it through the paper towel tube.
  2. Take about 2" of the top of the sock (open end) and pull it down around the outside of the tube.
  3. Lube up the inside of the plastic bag
  4. Slide the plastic bag into the open end of the sock poking it down with the pen/pencil. Push the baggie down so there's plenty of room for your cock.
  5. Make sure the inside of the bag (with the lube) is still open so you can insert your cock inside.
  6. You should still have a few inches of thea plastic baggie hanging out. Pull it down around the thick sock and the paper towel tube.
  7. Wrap a rubber band around the baggie, sock, and tube to hold it all together.
  8. Start fucking :) You can either hump into the paper towel pussy, or you can pump it along you cock. Either way, it's going to feel great!!!

Whenever you're done and ready for cleanup, just take off the rubber band, and throw the plastic baggie away. Viola! Clean as a whistle and all you need to create it again is another baggie. If it's not as pleasant as it should be, finger inside to make sure the whole baggie is lubed up and there's no folds on the baggie.

Enjoy yall!

xoxo Gin

PS -- He also said if you want a warmer experience to use another plastic baggie between the paper towel tube and the sock. Then wet the sock down with warm water and following the rest of the directions.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Hilarious censorship protest song

I'm pretty sure by now everyone who reads this knows how I feel about the Right being in power in this country right? Not just because I choose to exercise my freedom of speech and free enterprise in unconventional ways, but because I feel like this whole country is being censored right to hell. Well, this is a hilarious parody of "My Country Tis of Thee" that's protesting the FCC.

Click here to enjoy the song .... "FCC FU"

Thanks P for passing along this link darlin. Now if we can just get more people to realize what's happening on a daily basis to the average American citizen's civil rights we might actually get things changed.

And yes for those of you who are just passing through, I am indeed a phone sex operator. To discount what issues are posted here simply because I am comfortable enough with my sexuality to have kinky phone sex with relative strangers is more ignorant than you assume I am. The issues posted here are issues that effect EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN CITIZEN whether they work in the adult industry or run a child daycare service. Civil rights guaranteed under the Constitution being ignored and raped daily is not something anyone should scoff off.

oxox Gin

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Finger fucked at the mall by a cum-plete stranger phone sex mp3

New Sex with a stranger audio file is available. I went to the mall the other day and well I was in a slutty mood so didn't wear panties or a bra. lol Well needless to say when an old man started checking out my almost naked body, I was more than a little turned on. I couldn't believe that right there in the foodcourt I was getting finger fucked by a man old enough to be my grandfather.