Finally -- baby bush finally being checked

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How many years has it taken seriously? The idiot's used his office to literally murder our civil rights with zero accountability and FINALLY someone's trying to rein in his stupidity. I realize that a free country is a fricken pipe dream, but damn can we please not let morons with so many ulterior motives (substance abuse, Christian Communism, Corporate pillaging, etc) to the seat of President?

I get in so many arguments over this old testament hypocrisy because I've said all along this country doesn't need the Puritan values shoved down it's throat. Kick Gonzo out, kick Bush in the ass right out the door and change the damned locks. Laura Bush was a sweet woman, I will give the supporters that much. But honestly, how long can a decent person wade through shit before it's permanently soaked into them?

Americans need to actually pay attention to the actions of their elected officials instead of blindly swallowing the lies those officials hand out. The country as a whole needs to wake up and actually READ the bullshit laws that they're passing removing the rights we're Constitutionally guaranteed under misleading flags. "We're going to save the children...." gets screamed to the roof tops, and so many don't look beyond that and see the law won't help a single child. The small print? "The DOJ must have free access to this, that, and the other without warrants, without warning, and you must endanger your physical safety..."


xoxo Gin

Recuping from the St Paddy Orgy

Well, for those of you who know it's not a big surprise, but I guess some didn't know I was going to a St. Paddy's party Saturday until today.

So yesterday morning, I loaded up and headed out to the lake for the bash. Mmmm 24hrs of adult fun out in the woods where anything can (and did) happen! Sorry, but the water was still too cold for skinny dipping, trust me on this one because we tried. lol We ended up looking like naked smurfs and the shrinkage effect on the guys was not appealing. ;) But after we warmed back up, things were fun.

I ended up getting more pussy and cock than I've had in a long time which was fabulous with me. I forgot my strap-on at home, but it didn't matter since I was more in the mood to get fucked like a cheap whore than do the fucking. Maybe my strap-on infatuation is waning, who knows.

I did manage to take like 17 loads of cum and I honestly don't know how many geysers of pussy juice! Right now all my holes are stretched and damn does it feel delicious.

But since I stood ya'll up for THE day of the Irish, I'm going to make it up to you. Tomorrow I'm going to run a special on my newest listing on Niteflirt, my submissive one. Instead of $1.89 a minute, it's going to be reduced to $1.50 for at least tomorrow! I hope ya'll will take advantage of me ;o)

xoxo Gin

St. Patty's Day trivia

Yup, you guessed it. This lil vixen is a proud Irish woman. Explains why I've got the gift of blarney and a temper that makes an a-bomb look friendly at times doesn't it? lol

So in the interest of educating ya'll about some of the common misconceptions about St. Patrick's day and Irish tradition in general I figured hell, might as well pop your bubbles now.

St. Patrick Facts:
Yes, St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland even though he has never been formally canonized. He is the man given credit for bringing all us pagans under the umbrella of Christianity. No, he's not a native Irishman. He was born in Wales to a wealthy family. He was captured by pirates at the age of 16 who sold into slavery in Ireland. He escaped 6 years later and returned to Britain. His enslavement was the driving force in his quest to convert the Irish. Nobody knows where St. Patrick is buried though most historical data points to Glastonbury.

The Shamrock:
The shamrock or searoy owes it's fame to St. Patrick double over. Legend has it that in trying to explain the Holy Trinity to the tribal leaders, he used a shamrock to display how even nature pays tribute to the Holy of Holies. Legend also tells how St. Patrick used a shamrock in ridding the land of serpents. Though most scholars argue that the reason St. Patrick chose to use a shamrock while converting the tribes is because the shamrock was already considered sacred, the natural occurance of three leaves honoring the mystical number for Celtic religions.

Leprechauns:
This is the most common bastardization of traditional Irish belief in modern times. Traditionally, leprechauns were aloof hermits who were very unfriendly even violent. Yes, they're an Irish fairy standing about 2 feet tall and usually thought of as old men. In legends they fill their time making shoes, and hoarding their pot of gold. It was said that their pot was filled with gold they had stolen from people over the years. In order to stop the leprechaun from stealing your hard earned money, people left milk and honey out at night on a stump in order to bribe the leprechaun into leaving them be.

General Irish Facts:
Did you know that recent studies have shown that Irish are a race of their own separate of Caucasions?

Current population census shows that over 36million Americans are of Irish origin?

Did you know that centuries ago one Irish man carved his family genes in history? As of today, over 75% of people with Irish ancestry are related by his bloodline.

Did you know when an Irishman references Orange and Green they're talking about Protestants and Catholics? It was common for children of Orange and Green parents to have two different names, one for each side of the family.



xoxo Gin

What a f'n joke

It's official... Today was not my day to play :( NF never did connect calls like it should which blows chunks. Thankfully Steve let me call him or my day would've been even worse. I love playing with Steve. You know those people where everytime you fuck it's something more outrageous and off the wall than the time before and the time before you thought nothing could outdo it? Welcome to phone sex with that big ol teddy bear.

I'm trying to talk James into playing on the phone with us soon. His work schedule's been horrific so he's been neglecting me. Something tells me when I finally get my greedy lil paws on him again there's going to be a spanking the likes of which he's never received before. lol Trust me though, I will get him to call in sick if need be and soon because I miss his thick 9" cock. (plus he just fucks like an animal which is always a plus when you're hung like a bull hehehe)

And in regard to the emails I've gotten recently: ________FLATLINE_______ 'nuff said. I'm not going to feed into the drama party

We now return to our regularly scheduled joke:

Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux.

"Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine, the lawyer asked?

Boudreaux responded, "Mais, Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into DA..

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, "I'm fine!"?

Boudreaux said, "I had jus got Bessie into DA trailer and I was driving down DA road . . . .."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux's answer and said to the
lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".
Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, "I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into DA trailer and was driving her down DA highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran DA stop sign and smacked my truck right in DA side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie WA thrown into DA udder. I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move att all. But, I could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some kind o' terrible shape just by her groans."

"Shortly after DA accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on DA scene. He herd Bessie moanin' and groanin' so, him, he went over at her. After he took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between DA eyes.

Den DA Patrolman came cross DA road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and said 'How are you feeling?'

Now what DA hell would you say?

Lovin' tha coonass common sense ;)

xoxo Gin

Argh connection problems again

For those of you who've tried calling me through Niteflirt and haven't gotten through, I apologize. I don't know what's going on with the system, but it's not ringing through yet again. I'm getting hung up on busy when someone tries to call though so something is kind of working at least. Too bad it won't actually ring on my phone so we can fricken talk.

I'm in the mood to play, but I'm not going to log on as available. Instead I'll be on alerts until it looks like the system's working better. Hopefully it'll start connecting us because I'm about ready to start humping furniture. :(

If you don't want to wait till it's back to normal, catch me through the new project please. No computer system malfunctions on that end (yay!) so we can play like normal!

xoxo Gin

Sexy girl update

Well, the new project is going wonderfully. Thank you everyone who's making it a success. I was so nervous to get it going, but now thanks to ya'll I'm finding out it was scarier than it should've been. lol

For those of you who have been emailing me wondering what happened, I ended up hurting myself this week so was out of commission for a couple days. I'm still not 100%, more like 75%, but I'm doing better. If I can just kick this vertigo and massive headache I think I'd feel like a new woman ;) Gives me something to look forward to eh?

If you're trying to get in touch with me via niteflirt, there's been a bunch of problems over the past couple weeks. For some reason the connection is sucking dick (in a bad way), and my phone isn't ringing through like it should. No, I'm not avoiding anyone, but I can't answer the phone if NF's not making it ring though right?

If you're having problems, don't forget to email NF or call (877-Keen-Help) and let them know what you're experiencing. Honestly, most of the customer service reps leave a lot to be desired in the way of helpfulness, but the only way to get the problems fixed is if we keep reporting them. (a private tip: they will always say "nobody else has complained" or "this is the first we've heard of it" so don't be put off if that's what you get told) All the problems the site's been experiencing lately are key players in why I decided to set up my newest "No Taboo Ginger" project so I don't have to keep being yelled at when the NF system glitches up.

I'm also running a March Special this month on the new project, 20 minutes for $25. Awesome isn't it! Save be sure to take advantage of it while it lasts!

xoxo Gin

Bed Bondage Erotic Story

Well, thanks to my friend who acted out one of his hottest fantasies with me this week, I was inspired to share with ya'll what happened. In this story, you get all the juicy details of how Steve finally broke through his conservative inhibitions and we lived out his fantasy of tying a woman up and fucking her raw. He even ate my ass out before he fucked it! Dayum Steve if you're reading this, I'm so ready to repay the favor ;)

Bed Bondage
"Shhhh babe. The only thing I want to hear from you is begging for more
understood?" I nodded and he crawled onto the bed behind me. He pushed my hair
off the back of my neck and started his tongue torture again. I think he licked
every inch of my naked back twice with his breath cooling the warm wetness
instantly.

I closed my eyes when his mouth started following the column of
my spine down. Licks and bites led the way until he was at the top of my crack.
Steve had always been repulsed by anything involving ass play so I was prepared
for that inventive mouth to work it's way back north. When instead or raising,
he cupped my ass cheeks peeling them open and licking down my crack in one
movement I couldn't help but give a yelp of surprise.

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xoxo Gin

New Project's almost off the drawing board

This will probably make me unpopular with my phone sex peers, but honestly I do not think what 2 consenting adults talk and fantasize about between themselves should be censored. I mean, yeah if the conversation is say "I raped my stepdaughter" and it's not a fantasy, fuck you you sicko, but if it's a fantasy? Come on now.

How many of us women have put our hair up in pigtails and donned a naughty schoolgirl outfit for our lover or slipped into the cheerleader costume to live out that fantasy of being the head cheerleader while your lover lives out his of banging the cheerleader until her pompoms fall off?

With those thoughts in mind, I've been working on a new project "No Taboo Ginger." Yes, it's still very much a work in progress but I thought I'd share what I have done so far. This undertaking is different than what I'm used to. Instead of you guys calling me, I'll be the one calling you. There will be no computerized system placing the calls. Instead, I will be directly calling the number you provide so we can play 1 on 1 without outside censorship. You'll order blocks of time (5, 10, 15mins etc) in advance of our call. Be sure to email me before you order a block of time to make sure I'm available. Otherwise we'll have to set up a date as soon as is convenient for both of us. That really shouldn't be a problem though right? ;)

Now, don't freak out if you already are contacting me via Niteflirt and want to continue to do so. I'll still be available there. The drawback of this is that I will continue to strictly enforce Niteflirt's Terms of Service meaning I will not discuss underage, incest, beastiality, scat, golden showers, and all the other topics they say are no-nos.

On this new project, I'll be running monthly specials, daily specials, contests, and other new special treats to let me take care of you guys as much as you take care of me. That is the part that I think I love the most. Well, it's definitely a tie with the thoughts of exploring some of my darker fantasies lol

xoxo Gin

Tired of all those mail FWDs? Check this shit out

Don't get me wrong, the jokes I love seeing. But honestly, who isn't just fed up sick and tired about all those cheesy ass chainmail emails people shove into your mail box? I am proud to say I've NEVER passed along those idiotic emails (well unless it was a joke I found funny lol). So a friend passed along this link for me to use when I get those annoying chainmails. I figured, hell why bogart it, I'll post it here and maybe we can get rid of those damned things.

Funny Response to Chain E-mails

xoxo Gin

Gin's working on a secret Shhhh

Shhh don't tell anyone k? I'm working on a super secret project that'll give me more freedom on what I can play with ya'll on the phone! I'm having to iron out the kinks, but keep an eye out in the next few weeks for me to tell ya'll what that secret is.

xoxo Gin

LOL! Time to giggle!

Okay this flash movie is kind of Ummm well warped I guess would be the best way to describe it. But dayum, remind me to stay away from hamsters! lol

Revenge of the Hamster

xoxo Gin

New x-rated story, 3some lube wrestling

Well I managed to get another story formatted for ya'll. It really did happen with Shane, James, and I. We oiled them up and had them wrestle to figure out who got to fuck me first. Only rules to this wrestling match? 1. No kicking, biting, or hitting 2. Loser is the one that gets a cock shoved up his ass first. Mmmm with rules like that was there anyway this wasn't fun hmmm? lol

3sum Lube Wrestling

The lube did just what I'd expected and allowed Shane to slip out of the hold without much trouble. He locked his knees around James' chest and tried to spin him onto his stomach. Back and forth they flipped, slimy hands making it impossible to get a good enough hold on the other long enough to shove a cock home. I laughed and egged them on, telling James' he'd better learn his lesson about standing people up, and laughing at Shane's smaller stature making it harder for him to manhandle James'. Minutes rolled by with the two slippery men sliding and humping on the plastic.

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xoxo Gin

What's new with the fetish sex queen?

Let's see, for valentine's day one of my friends that came over had recently gotten his tattoo license. I'm sure you can see where this is going right? lol Gin got her first tattoo, just a little daisy down on my ankle but it's soooo cute and dainty! I even left my special line on so you could lend me support and join in the fun while they were here. For those of you who called to give me moral support, THANK YOU!!!! Doug, you're a gem.

I'm also finally getting some of my short erotic stories formatted to share through Niteflirt. Right now, I have 2 formatted and available. Hopefully this weekend I can get a few more formatted. But to give ya'll a taste of what the 2 that are available are about here's part of each story...


Strap-On Neighbor

You can't tear your eyes off the cock jutting out from my hips now right below those beautiful tits. My hand jerking it almost mesmerizes you so you don't realize your hand has slid down to rub your hard on through your pants. I slowly lean the tip towards your lips still jerking it slowly with my hand until the tip brushes over your mouth.


Your eyes shoot up to mine as I press it between your lips feeding you you're first taste of strap on meat. I smile down at you with my hand on the back of your head guiding your mouth. Showing you how to suck cock properly, I don't move my hips at all, just let you control the rhythm. Your eyes closed, your face shows how much you're enjoying this.

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Saran Wrap Mummy

Turning back to you I smile "Ready for the real fun to start? I bet you are baby." I peel off about 18 inches of the clear plastic wrap and press it to your chest rubbing you through it. Your arms drop tight at your sides hiding your sweetest tickle spot. As I drape the plastic over your left shoulder and wind it across your chest I keep talking. Saying soothing words to keep your fear at bay. It's so deep that we can both taste it in the air with every breath we take. Working my way down over your upper arms, I pull the wrap tighter and tighter with every layer. Already you feel helpless, but like always with me, the feeling excites rather than terrifies you.

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xoxo Gin

V-Day Funnies

I just saw on the news that so many are snowed in this holiday. That has to be horrible, so thought ya'll might need a giggle.

First off, let's watch Peter Griffin get a prostate exam ROTFLMAO! Loved this episode of "Family Guy!"

Watch Family Guy Gets a Prostate Exam Here

I'm not sure if I've shared this funny song or not, but once again Eric Schwartz hits a homer. I'm loving the "Clinton Got a Blowjob." You can check out his video...

Watch Eric Schwartz: Clinton Got a Blowjob Here

xoxo Gin

Happy V-D

Happy VD Ya'll ( and no I don't mean the bad vd LOL). I hope everyone's having a happy valentine's day. I got stuck in a meeting this afternoon. blech, but I finally escaped and am so ready to get this humping holiday underway. I'll be staying home tonight, though I may have a few friends over for some *winks* f-u-n. I haven't decided yet though.

I thought it might be kind of cool to leave a special line on if I do end up having some friends over and just let ya'll eavesdrop while we have fun. It'd definitely add to the thrill value right? ;o)

Love,
xoxo Gin

Damn Do I really sound like a Chipmunk?

First off, Jimmy thank you for having my back and letting me know that once again someone is trying to use my creativity to profit from.

Today I received an email from Jimmy telling me that a certain "Jack Off Mistress," and no that's not her name, had several mp3s up on www.odeo.com that he thought were mine. I checked out the links, and unfortunately he was right. This woman had taken my phone sex mp3s, altered them in an audio program to speed up the file. The end product was atrocious to say the least. It ended up sounding like Alvin and the chipmunks! Okay so that part is humorous, but the fact that this no talent hack not only fucked my creativity, screwed it up to where I sound like a fucking chipmunk, but then had the stupidity to talk trash and threaten me (even though I'm clueless as to how she would be a 'powerfil' enemy unless she's somehow going to corrupt my spelling and grammar?) when I politely asked her to take my mp3s down.

Proof's in the pudding on this one darlins, but if you think I was unreasonable like always, tell me the truth. My emails are in red while hers are in green for ease of reading.

From Ginger
To "Jack Off Mistress"

Hello,

I'm writing you because a friend of mine came across you on Odeo, and
passed along your links. After listening to several of the mp3s you have posted
there, I noticed that they were identical to several mp3s that I personally
created and own sole copyright too. The only difference is that the mp3s you
have posted on Odeo are sped up so it runs twice as fast as it should making the
whole audio sound like the chipmunks.

I'm not sure how exactly you came by my mp3s, but please take them down now
as I did not and do not give permission for my mp3s to be used as anything other
than personal entertainment uses only.

Thank you,
Ginger

From "Jack Off Mistress"
To Ginger

I made those mp3s!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm not taken them down sense I made them so fuck
off. You need to step the fuck off befor you make a powerfil enemy. Even if they our yours you cant prove anything bitch!!!!!!!!

From Ginger
To "Jack Off Mistress"

Since you don't want to be reasonable this will be my last contact with
you. I've contacted Odeo informing them of your theft as well as forwarded them
our emails and overwhelming proof of my copyright. You will most likely be
hearing from them in a short while. My attorney will be in touch within the next
few days.

Consider this your cease and desist notice. Remove all files that I own
copyright too immediately as you do not have authorization to use them.
Ginger

xoxo Gin

*Last Chance Fuck Buddy Fun*

ETA 2/3/07 10pm: He's here and we're getting warmed up so who wants to play? ;o)

ETA 2/4/07 12:30am: Thanks for a great time everyone who called! James was on cloud 9 when he left with well drained balls hehehe

Well after the overwhelming fun of last night, my friend with benefits will be dropping by again tonight. He should be here around 1opm central time, but only for a few hours. This will be the last time he'll be able to play with us for awhile, so yes it's kind of a last chance treat! Lovin' it ;)

Last night was incredibly fun while he was here. We cuckolded this pantywearing sissy boi by making him our fluffer and cleanup slut. By the time we were done with him, he filled his panties with ball juice and was crying. Really funny! Plus we had an intense threesome with Paul. Paul honey, thank you! The instructions and the fantasy were soooo much fun. It was a blast *(of cum)* lol

To avoid confusion while my friend is here only my anything goes line will be available. I'll post when he gets here and when he leaves so during the time between posts if the button below shows available, we're ready to play!

My Anything Goes Line

xoxo Gin

Fuckbuddy Date

Mark it on your calendar because tonight for a few hours my fuckbuddy is stopping by to do calls with me! He loves playing together on the phone, getting instructions, being fucked senseless, and tagteam humiliating my cuckold shrivel dicks. I have to confess, he's not the only one that loves it when we do calls together ;) lol Having someone on the phone listening and joining in just makes the sex even better, and having a lover here while we're on the phone just drives me crazy!


And on a completely other note, I'm announcing the adoption of mah newest furbaby, Cha-Cha. He's just the cutest lil thang imaginable and he knows it! With a face like that, how can you not think he's just the sweetest pup around? I know Chunky Butt would've loved him. CrackDog is still adjusting to everything but doing better.

xoxo Gin

Bye DearMadame

And while I was here posting, I wanted to publicly tell a wonderful woman that I met via Niteflirt goodbye. I'm sorry You decided to leave us DearMadame, but I'm so happy that we can still keep in touch. You really are someone I respect and just plain think the world of. You have my phone number & email address so don't be a stranger.

And ya'll... be checking back because Madame is part of the best gay porn company on the net nowdays and I'll be posting links to her different sites as soon as I can get things organized. She's even running a contest to find the next big cock to showcase on her big cock site. Think you've got the meat to beat? Well then, put out or shut up. *(and don't forget to share the wealth over this way because I do have a fetish for massive manhoods lol)*

xoxo Gin

Strap-on loving

I don't know what's gotten into me lately but for some reason I can't stop playing with my strap-on dildo. For the past week, every single time I've had sex I've had to strap on the ol' chubby and pound a hole. Ever go through those phases where you just can't get enough of something? I guess I'm going through that kind of thing. lol Thinking about setting up a listing just for strap-on play so I can work some of this aggression off there. Whacha think?

Now what else is going on in my life, let's see If you couldn't tell I've been busier than a 3pecker tomcat in a cathouse. LMAO! Love those downhome sayings. Aren't they just so graphic and adorably twisted? Just like moi ;)

Work's been kicking my bubble butt something fierce lately and I haven't had a lot of time to do much of anything unfortunately. I think I have it back under control finally *crosses fingers* so maybe I can be blog and be around to play on the phone more. You've no idea how much it's driving me crazy being away.

I'm slowly getting used to not having my Chunky Butt around to snuggle with. Crack Dog's turned into the lover now. Constantly wanting pet and tummy rubbed. Can't say I blame her but I know she wants a playmate. A friend's chihauhauh (sp?) just had puppies and I'm thinking about buying one to add to our little family. I've always adopted my furbabies in the past. I'm sure a shrink would have a field day explaining it away as some sort of complex that makes me identify with the underdogs and the unloved ones but screw them. That's just what I've always been around ya know?

Yeah, I know everyone has the little ankle biters that are affectionately referred to as "kick me dogs" around these parts since they're not really good for much other than loving on. But these lil puppies are just so cute!!!! And aside from just falling head over heels for the furballs, the shelter only has humungo dogs right now and most of them are American Pit Bull Terrier breeds that just don't have personalities that'd go well here. Okay so I'm trying to make myself feel less guilty about not taking one of those huge babies home. Shoot me :o)~ lol

Now the part that I've been dying to share......... Since I've been so busy and my poor pussy is about to drive me crazy with horniness.... Sometime next week I'm going to run a special reduced rate. Haven't figured out what day(s) or how much yet but I'll post more details when I figure that all out. I don't want to put something down and then work fall apart again so I can't honor it. :(


xoxo Gin